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Steve Biloba
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BJ 2.0
Chris Hixon
BJ 2.0 is a mean ass cyborg with glitchy engineering that makes him flip out. Steve Biloba upgraded him from an average art snob to a bio-robotic musical synthesizer that looks like a lobster. BJ 2.0 was Steve's first venture in robotic engineering, and has many flaws as a result of Steve's inexperience. He is known as the 'loose cannon' of the Baboon Torture Division, and currently has warrants in 31 states. His programming contains many lines of code copied from the popular video game, Grand Theft Auto 3. As a result, he has been involved in over 500 carjackings, and has destroyed over 6 billion dollars worth of police and military vehicles. He left the band and proceeded to fail at almost every career imaginable due to his brutal strength and short temper. He lived as a fugitive under Los Angeles harbor with his lobster brethren for a time, but grew restless. In spite of their catchy, calypso-influenced songs encouraging him to stay underwater, he returned to land and rejoined Steve to help fight crime.
BJ 2.0


BJ2.0 lobster robot cyborg with claws of steel if he was in an atari arcade game in the 80s