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Bio's:
Steve Biloba
Pocketron XP
BJ 2.0
Chris Hixon
Pocketron XP is the most advanced cybernetic being ever. "The only necessary element to create human music is a beat that goes boonsa boonsa boonsa boonsa. All else is a waste of processing power."
"Steve Biloba, you are a flawed organism. The only way you can be allowed to continue performing in a band of this caliber is to become a robot yourself. Hold him down, BJ2.0
BJ2.0 makes a few final adjustments to make sure Steve is a docile and obedient robot.
Steve Biloborg is a success. "With my new optimized brain, I am the smartest person ever. I should be in charge of this planet, not these flawed, emotional humans."
"We could run this planet far more efficiently if we assimilate all humans and optimize their labor force. Everyone on earth will share one mind, dedicated to global efficiency."
Steve begins constructing a device for worldwide sonic brain control using satellite transmissions.
"Once the upload is complete, every cell phone, radio, and TV set will receive our transmission. Everyone within earshot will be assimilated."
