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BJ 2 point 0 Hell Yeah. When I started out I was a human freak Now I'm upgraded to a real iron sheik I got steel claws to remove the ladies' bras My shit ain't fake like Santa Clause In this robot rap game I know I ain't the first But I'm the best and y'all are the worst My rhymes are sicker I drink more liquor My armor is thicker I got baskets made of wicker With my robot claws I'll rip out your intestines I'm crazy like I'm always on mescaline My programming is glitchy There is something wrong with me My programming is copied from Grand Theft Auto 3 My behavior is what you might call unstable I think inside I've got some crossed cables But there's one thing that ain't broken and that's my wavetables Now listen to my internal synth turntables. Wicky wicky wicky. I'm BJ 2.0 And I'm messin with your stereo I got the mic and I won't let go And if I could be tried as a human I'd be on death row Listen to the way I get ill Hear the screams of the humans I kill And 8-Bit, y'all can just chill Cuz you just suckas in suits, yo, my shit is for real. I'm 100% robotic All you others are just idiotic You make your parents fucking neurotic Bring your mom over here I'm gonna give her a colonic I rock funky beats electronic My shit's so hot it's tectonic I'll make any MC look moronic Excuse me while I hit this chronic The way I hit the bong is just wrong I take hits bigger than King Kong I like that lady over there in that thong She may have come in with you but she'll be leaving on my schlong in the back of my limousine She'll be gagging on my nuts and turning green and you may thing that sounds obcene but don't blame me, I ain't the one who programmed this machine. I'm BJ 2.0 I'm messin with your stereo I got the mic and I won't let go And if I could be tried as a human I'd be on death row  |
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