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BJ 2.0 Theme Song Lyrics

BJ 2 point 0
Hell Yeah.
When I started out I was a human freak
Now I'm upgraded to a real iron sheik
I got steel claws
to remove the ladies' bras
My shit ain't fake like Santa Clause
In this robot rap game I know I ain't the first
But I'm the best and y'all are the worst
My rhymes are sicker
I drink more liquor
My armor is thicker
I got baskets made of wicker
With my robot claws I'll rip out your intestines
I'm crazy like I'm always on mescaline
My programming is glitchy
There is something wrong with me
My programming is copied from Grand Theft Auto 3
My behavior is what you might call unstable
I think inside I've got some crossed cables
But there's one thing that ain't broken and that's my wavetables
Now listen to my internal synth turntables.


Wicky wicky wicky.

I'm BJ 2.0
And I'm messin with your stereo
I got the mic and I won't let go
And if I could be tried as a human I'd be on death row

Listen to the way I get ill
Hear the screams of the humans I kill
And 8-Bit, y'all can just chill
Cuz you just suckas in suits, yo, my shit is for real.
I'm 100% robotic
All you others are just idiotic
You make your parents fucking neurotic
Bring your mom over here I'm gonna give her a colonic
I rock funky beats electronic
My shit's so hot it's tectonic
I'll make any MC look moronic
Excuse me while I hit this chronic

The way I hit the bong is just wrong
I take hits bigger than King Kong
I like that lady over there in that thong
She may have come in with you but she'll be leaving on my schlong
in the back of my limousine
She'll be gagging on my nuts and turning green
and you may thing that sounds obcene
but don't blame me, I ain't the one who programmed this machine.

I'm BJ 2.0
I'm messin with your stereo
I got the mic and I won't let go
And if I could be tried as a human I'd be on death row




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