Prologue

Welcome to the new Baboon Torture Division Album
It's filled with songs I made just for you.
There are songs of donkeys and of Germans and of Tony Danza
And of Sex with Abe Lincoln and of Transformers too.
So sit back and listen and turn up your stereo,
Close your eyes and take off your clothes
Now you may want to note the parental advisory lable
On the cover of this album that you are about to hear.
I will curse at least thirty times before this album is over.
So if your kids are in the room, please cover their ears.
So sit back and listen and turn up your stereo.
Close your eyes and prepare your ears.