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''This album starts in full throttle and never lets up, creating a captivating experience from start to finish. The fourth Album from The Baboon Torture Division is a shining example of the emerging genre known as dork core. Aggressive and textured electronic sounds, blended with low-fi video game beats, and kids toys give this band an unmistakable sound. The astute listener will recognize beats from Mario Paint, tweaked out Furbys, and classic radio shack keyboards of the 1980s. Although the music is playful, the overall tone of this album is twistedly dark and disturbed, yet somehow charming. This CD exemplifies why Steve Biloba and his crew are on the cutting edge of modern electronic music, from its danciest incarnations in 'Super Mario World Order' to abstract noise soundscapes like 'Cuss Word' and 'Bonus Track'. Still more impressive is the fact that this album was produced from a home recording studio using free software off the internet. Guns'n'Roses themselves could not have finished the trilogy with anymore grace or passion.'' -Puppet Sex Weekly |
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CLICK HERE TO STREAM THIS ALBUM 01. Prologue 02. Porno Person(Doktor Kozoms Cover) Doktor Kozmos is from Sweden. He looks just ƒÚ¢k|ng like me. I'm not even kidding. It's like we're twins or something. Look. 
He puts out albums of the stuff he makes with the auto-accompany on his casio keyboard and it is the dorkiest music ever. As his evil twin, I felt like I had to do an evil twin veision of one of his songs. This is it. 03. Sweet Donkey Love This is a love ballad I wrote for my donkey. The ASPCA took her away a week after this album's release. They just don't understand that beautiful and healthy relationships CAN exsist between humans and their animals. 04. Perfect Abraham Lincoln This song is about a recurring dream I had in high school. At first I found it horrifying. Then I started to get into it. Then I felt sad when I finally stopped dreaming about transvestite abe. 05. Tony Danza Maximum Remix 2003 This is a remix of a Nirvana 2 classic called I'm Tony Danza. 06. Hold Me Closer Tony Danza This song closely resembles Elton John's popular hit, Hold Me Closer Tiny Dancer. These are the original lyrics Elton wrote for this song, but his legal advisors made him change it. Only the Baboon Torture Division has the balls to present it with the original lyrics. 07. Cuss Word Remember in Transformers the movie when Spike said a dirty word? This song is based on that. Sort of. 08. 4 Real Thugs Only I live in the hood in long beach. People who think they are really hardcore blast their stereos really loud and wake me up. This song is tailor made for them to 'bump' in their 'rides' while they are sitting in my alley being irritating. 09. Time For Lunchmeat Part 3 of a trillogy of songs about eating lunch. 10. Scary German Man I made this song while I was working on the plans for the robot members of the band. 11. The best song to play if you were jacking off your dad while you watched 'Over The Top' together, but its was playing on spanish TV, so you have it on mute to read the closed captions, which are, for some reason, in english. So you'd have to put some music on the stereo, you know, so the movie's less boring. Not that 'Over The Top' is boring. It's a great film, and I can't recommed it strongly enough to any of you who haven't seen it. But when its on mute, and the only sound in the room is the sound of your hand sliding up and down your father's penis, well, it gets a little akward. So you need some mood music. Something which matches the excitement and energy of 'Over The Top,' while being sexy enough for you to feel OK about playing with your dad's John Thomas. This is the song you should put on if that ever happens, because this is the best song for that. Oh, By the way, Pearl Jam, I just kicked your ASS. The award for longest song tittle EVER IN HISTORY is now MINE. 12. Bea Arthur Is The Sexiest Senior Citizen Alive This song will become dated when Bea Arthur dies. 13. Super Mario World Order This took SOOO much time to edit, but it kicks ass, so it was worth it. When I finished it, I was so excited I drank a bottle of Jagermeister and played it as loud as I could. This was at 3AM on a 600 watt PA system. I am surprised I am not in jail. 14. The Last Thing I Remember From My Brthday This song is made from a video I shot on my birthday. My birthday is April 20th. That is 4/20. For some reason, everyone smokes lots of weed on 4/20. I was riding in a car, videotaping stuff and circuit bending a furby. This song is made out of the footage I was shooting, but has been enhanced to more closely aproximate what I was experiencing at that point. 15. Hard Boiled Inspired by John Wooo's action masterpiece, Hard Boiled. 16. n'n'out Matt really wants N'N'Out. 17. Rock'n'roll McDonald(Wesley Willis Cover) In memory of Wesley Willis. He will be missed. 18. Epilogue This song explains the hallucinations you might be having if you've listened to this albumm from start to finish on a hi-fi sound system. 19. Bonus Noise A bumch of songs I was working on but never finished, so I just piled them all on top of eachother. Enjoy. 20. Nomad Must Sterilize For those of you who know what this song is about, I give you 'mad props'. For those of you who have no idea, I pitty you, and advise you to watch more Star Trek. And not that 'Enterprise' or 'Voyager' Crap, but the REAL Star Trek. With Leonard Nemoy. BUY THIS ALBUM HERE!! |
