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 ''Hold on. I gotta jack off now because this shit is that good. There will never be another album in human history quite like this. I don't know how he does it, but holey shit. I am in fucking awe.'' -Video Business Weekly CLICK HERE TO STREAM THE ENTIRE ALBUM |
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EXTREME BABOON CYBER-TORTURE 2000 ACT I: BTD Without A CPU 1. MANITEE LOVE SONG PART 1 This is the acoustic version Manitee Love Song part2. Also, the lyrics have been translated into german, spanish, french, and back to english. 2. PIZZA, SALAD,SUBS, AND CRAZY BREAD This is a sad country song. It's not very good, but this one guy really liked it when we did it live, so here's the studio version. 3. LUNCHTIME AGAIN The sequel to the song on Electric Boogaloo. Recorded at half speed. My fingers bled after recording this from playing too fast. 4. GOD TOOK MY FORESKIN This song bears a strong resemblance to a certain other band's super radio hit. Basicaly, these are the original lyrics, but this band felt making a song about circumcision would damage their integrity, so they made up different lyrics. Only I have the balls to play the song as it was meant to be heard. 5. YOU AND MARY FUCKED A MIDGET My friend got in trouble with his girl-friend for owning midget porn, so he gave it to me. and I made this song with it. 6. ED MEATFOUNTAIN There is the UHF station in Sonoma County. The news anchor and producer there is named Ed Beepout. For some reason, this one guy thought his name was Ed Meatfountain. If he was a porn star, this would be his name. This song is about that...sort of. 007. I SMELL TONY DANZA This song bears a strong resemblance to a certain other band's super radio hit. Basicaly, these are the original lyrics, but this band felt making a song about Tony Danza would damage their integrity, so they made up different lyrics. Only I have the balls to play the song as it was meant to be heard. ACT II: Baboon Torture Machine 8. THE DANCE OF THE LOBSTER A falcetto waltz for the kids. 9. MANITEE LOVE SONG PART 1 This is the computerized version of that song from earlier in the album. And the lyrics are in English. 10. I BROUGHT THE DONKEY, SHE'S A SHINY ANIMAL I guess if I had to put out a radio single that would be Baboon Torture Divison's big hit, this would be the song. Everyone really likes this song. Which is why I would choose not to put it on the radio. If i had to pick a song that would be my top 40 hit, there is no question that it would be 'Fuckmeat' 11. THE SECOND TO LAST THING YOU'D WANT TO HEAR IF YOU WERE BEATING OFF YOUR FATHER WHILE HE WATCHED THE SYLVESTER STALLONE WRIST WRESTLING MOVIE 12. SAY POOP 13. I SAW(KILLED) REEGIS PHILBIN There are some people, like ZaZa Gabore, and William Shattner and Renny Harlin, who somehow become famous, but don't deserve to be celebrities. Reegis is one of those people, and this is a song about killing him. 14. BREASTFEEDING: THE MUSICAL Experiment with several nipples. ACT III: Knob Wankery 15. SATAN SANTA Satan Santa is a circuit bent christmas toy. It is this tiny little circuit board, and it makes more sounds than most synthesizers out there. This song is not an accurate representation of what Satan Santa can do. Unfortunatley, he has stopped working. 16. KRAFT I found this 1/4 inch video tape at the dump. My school had this old deck that was on its way to the dump that I played it on. It was all outtakes of this kraft commercial. This song is made from the material on that tape. 17. THEY MADE ME DO THIS (TO THE KITTENS) This song is badly recorded and embarassing. Don't listen to it. 18. WESLEY WILLIS This song is about the greatest man in Rock'n'Roll. Wesley Willis. 19. RAW FILE FOR THE GROOVE THING I didn't really make this song at all. I opened the file, and converted it to an mp3. It was some demo for some crappy program on this Felix the Cat CD. 20. LE CANARD I heard this shitty trance techno thing on the radio and went, I could make this in like five minutes. So I went home and programmed some crappy techno in about five minutes. For some reason, I kept adding tracks, and it ended up being something I kinda like. ACT IV: The Brain Bombs: Obey This is a cover of the entire Brain Bomb's album, Obey. There are like 3 people in the world who will think this is funny. The rest of you will think I am the sickest motherfucker on the planet. Let me explain. the Brainbombs are this band from Sweden or something, who probably had to take English classes in school or something. With their very limited knowledge of English, the came up with the most vile, horrid, profoundly disgusting lyrics they possibly could. Then they made up the sleaziest, repetitive dark metal songs they could, and behold: The Brainbombs. I would put a link to a site that had their music or even any info about them, but I can't find any. The 3 people that have actually heard the real album might appreciate it more. 21. KILL THEM ALL 22. DIE YOU FUCK 23. ANAL DESIRE 24. LIPSTICK ON MY DICK 25. FOR FIFTY BUCKS YOUR ASS IS MINE 26. I WANT TO HURT 27. OBEY 28. FUCKMEAT BONUS TRACKS! 29. PIZZA HUT WILL MAKE YOU POO This is the song where I rap. It is terrible. 30. SHOW ME THEM BOOBS Other techno songs beat around the bush. This one comes right out and says it. 31. BE A CHAMPION AT PIZZA HUT While I was working at Pizza Hut, they did this thing to brainwash us into being good employees. It was called Champs. This is the Champs theme song that they were suppoesed to play for us at work every day. I stole the CD and returned a reasonable facsimile that was actually a CDR with this song on it, as well as track 32. 32. FUCK PIZZA HUT Matt has no rythm. He sung on this, and I tried to add all the other tracks later, and it was difficult. I think the message is what's really important here though. I dedicate this song to my former employer. |