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Baboon Torture Division's first full length album. It is divided into chapters to give it some sort of thematic cohesion or something. It was originally released on Crunch Pod Media before they went all cybergoth.
EXTREME
BABOON
CYBER-TORTURE
2000
ACT I: BTD Without A CPU
1. MANITEE LOVE SONG PART 1
2. PIZZA, SALAD,SUBS, AND CRAZY BREAD
3. LUNCHTIME AGAIN
4. GOD TOOK MY FORESKIN
5. YOU AND MARY FUCKED A MIDGET
6. ED MEATFOUNTAIN
007. I SMELL TONY DANZA
ACT II: Baboon Torture Machine
8. THE DANCE OF THE LOBSTER
9. MANITEE LOVE SONG PART 1
10. I BROUGHT THE DONKEY, SHE'S A SHINY ANIMAL
11. THE SECOND TO LAST THING YOU'D WANT TO HEAR IF YOU WERE BEATING OFF YOUR FATHER WHILE HE WATCHED THE SYLVESTER STALLONE WRIST WRESTLING MOVIE
12. SAY POOP
13. I SAW(KILLED) REEGIS PHILBIN
14. BREASTFEEDING: THE MUSICAL
ACT III: Knob Wankery
15. SATAN SANTA
16. KRAFT
17. THEY MADE ME DO THIS (TO THE KITTENS)
18. WESLEY WILLIS
19. RAW FILE FOR THE GROOVE THING
20. LE CANARD
ACT IV: The Brain Bombs: Obey
This is a cover of the entire Brain Bomb's album, Obey. There are about 3 people in the world who will think this is funny. The rest of you will think I am the sickest motherfucker on the planet. Let me explain. the Brainbombs are this band from Sweden who probably had to take English classes in school or something. With their very limited knowledge of English, the came up with the most vile, disgusting lyrics they possibly could and put them to sleazy, repetitive sludge metal songs. By the time I made this album, they had already broken up, and had no web presence at all, but now they're back together and making new albums that speak the the serial killer/child rapist in us all. Check out the brainbombs blog here.
21. KILL THEM ALL
22. DIE YOU FUCK
23. ANAL DESIRE
24. LIPSTICK ON MY DICK
25. FOR FIFTY BUCKS YOUR ASS IS MINE
26. I WANT TO HURT
27. OBEY
28. FUCKMEAT
BONUS TRACKS!
29. PIZZA HUT WILL MAKE YOU POO
30. SHOW ME THEM BOOBS
31. BE A CHAMPION AT PIZZA HUT
32. FUCK PIZZA HUT